I hate her because she tried to blame a black man for her drugged erratic driving, so her career can forever die in a dumpster fire as far as I’m concerned. May she never prosper, because that makes her trash. Plus, she’s given all sorts of chances, and I’m always like, “Why?” She’s no major talent whose artistry the…

Kidding/not kidding.

I’ve gotten so confused about where it’s permissible to pee. I keep urinating on Greg Abbott’s lawn, but judging by his reaction that’s not what he wanted. I only hope he’s not upset when he finds out where I’ve taken a shit.

“C’mon guys, that was obviously a joke. You know, like the Texans.”

Why the uproar now?

Who are these fucking people? Live and let LIVE. I can’t even imagine what kind of blind hatred could cause you to call the police on someone for the crime of existing. Is this where we are now?

And we “libtards” are overly sensitive snowflakes. These people are lower than pond scum.

how much do you want to bet it was a Trump supporter? O nevermind, there is no one stupid enough to bet that it wasnt

Good luck, Gronk! Did you happen to see his appearance at the Boston Super Bowl victory parade? He is living his best life.

Work for them for two years and get that money, girl! I was a less-than-sweet lady in the process, but that money put my retirement account into the healthy zone, sooooo....

It’s hard out there right now. I am glad you have something, and I hope your something-better comes soon!

COBRA is a bummer. We had to use it three years ago, mainly because we were honest and told our 9 months a year employer that we were taking other jobs before the summer. So, dishonesty pays, apparently?

Every “moderate Republican” is a Democrat now. The rest are all fascists and will die with Trump.

After 10 years, I finished paying off my student loans today! *High fives all around*

“Unlike Democrats and third party whahoos, the GOP know how to get in line and compromise.”

He’s sad. A sad man who buys friends. A sad man who managed to buy a presidency. If his only crime was his appalling taste in decor I could pity him.

“We’re doing a lot of interviews tomorrow — generals, dictators, we have everything.”

I feel the same way, but am actually taking a lot of schadenfreude from this. he is sweating now.

Same. If my mom says “I’m giving him a chance. Why won’t people give him a chance” one more time, I’ll scream. I keep asking when the “chance” ends; no answer so far.

Better hurry with that plan.