Renly probably would’ve been the best leader for King’s Landing in retrospect. People liked him and he wasn’t a fat idiot or a being played by religious nut job like his brothers.

We’re so fucked I don’t even know where rock bottom is anymore.

The Weeknd was gonna have a birthday party at Dave & Buster’s? Holy shit, that’s so basic it has a pH of 20.

Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky), whose brain appears to have fused with his cotton mock turtleneck, says an investigation into Mike Flynn’s resignation would be “excessive,” and that it “makes no sense” to have “Republicans investigate Republicans.”

Ford was unharmed. The refrigerator protected him.

You say “taxiway”, I say “alternative runway.” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

nothing is going to happen to her, like not a damn thing

Am I a bad person for enjoying this recent turn of events for Kellyanne as much as I am right now? It seriously brightened my Tuesday.

She’s been trying to make this movie for 10 years so it has nothing to do with the current situation going on in the world

Ah, yes, the endurance to perform at a festival owned by a homophobic toad...

Yeah, I’m kind of surprised by the response to this. We’ll have to wait and see how the movie plays out, but I doubt anyone’s going to walk away from it like, “oh facists aren’t so bad.” I mean, I didn’t walk away from seeing Swing Kids as a 13 year old (so, like, still not at the most intellectually discerning)…

Or we could actually wait and see how the film plays the storyline out before jumping to conclusions.

As a Chewbacca I tend to think of it the way I do the South and Slavery. A relatively small percentage of Southerners owned slaves and directly profited from the slave trade but almost all of them were racist as fuck and generally ok with the system as it existed, so fuck ‘em.

As the son of an officer, his membership in the Hitler Youth would have been mandatory. It does not make him a Nazi. Some Germans actively tried to fight what was going on in their country. A lot of them were executed. A lot of their families disappeared. Broad painting every German as a ruthless killer of Jewish…

I would like everyone to remember that Chelsea Manning, despite the commutation of her lawfully served sentence, is still a convicted felon who petulantly released a cascade of highly sensitive material at the height of wartime operations. This is not an individual that deserves much in the way of sympathy, and had…

Is she allowed to do this? I thought you can’t profit off you crimes?

The real issue here isn’t the joke he made, it’s that when Howard Stern stirred the pot and asked “what if the network was offended” he threatened to sue his employer on the basis of racism.

I hope she pens a best seller, and gets a movie option, and walks away from all this with enough money for her therapy and a comfortable life after.

He’s better than the Conservative incumbent he replaced, a xenophobe who wanted to pass a law called the “Zero Tolerance for Barbaric Cultural Practices Act”.