Nope, he doesn’t have enough vested years.

i laughed so hard! Thanks for the laugh of the day

exactly - my grandfathers both died before they could see this run. I’m enjoying it for them, if not myself (god forbid)

And who can forget this nonsense....

The Last Samurai is strange because it had excellent cinematography, mostly good performances and a great score. The plot is basically Dances With Wolves “in Japan” and is typical white-messiah BS. That makes it hard to say it’s really a good movie, but it’s worth watching.

THANK YOU! I’m so tired of the #FreeMelania nonsense. She might not be happy in her relationship, but she’s not some trapped victim either.

I’m sure this whole presidency thing is not in her contract, but shit happens, and it is now costing American taxpayers ungodly sums of money for her to play house in New York. She’s tacky and entitled and I don’t see how anyone owes her sympathy for her choice in a husband.

It’s funny how all these people lash out and say some pretty terrible things from behind the safety of a keyboard where they know they won’t get smacked in the head with a brick. Truth of the matter is, to seek out people with differing likes and ideas and attack them like a ravenous pack of 12 year old girls just…

Why couldn’t she have lept for realizes onto a hole dug into a concrete platform which would then be covered up by concrete and a concrete, Chernobyl-style containment dome, made out of concrete?

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

This absolutely reeks of Phil trying to manufacture discord between Lebron and Love, who haven’t always had a great relationship, in the hope that Love believes this and asks out.

If you follow the NY media you would know thats likely not true. Frank Isola is the last guy who is going to be a mouthpiece for the Knicks front office. I personally don’t like Isola but he is a good reporter and I have no reason to doubt that he doesn’t have good sources here. Also, Isola is going to be on WFAN at…

Daily fucking reminder:

well that was adorable

That’s not a dumb theory at all, my man.

Here is my (probably cockamamie) theory:

Yeah, having seen him acting like an ass for all of his life, I don’t necessarily see a difference. I’m calling fake news on this one and going with he has always been an asshole, just now he is an asshole with more power.

They both suck, but I’d argue Mencia is worse.

What a strange and wholly unconnected set of events!

He’s been a horrible person for 70 years. Now he’s just a horrible old person. And POTUS.