“I FEEL THIS WAY AND YOU ALL FEEL THIS WAY TOO” is the way at least half the Gizmodo sites’ writers frame all their subjective opinions.

Oh those were such jolly times. Remember how we’d gaily laugh at such titilating moments. After the nightmare of the last two weeks, clumsy, corporate Carly looks, well, palatable compared to barmy Jesus billionaires like Betsy DeVos.

She was fucking with your expectations. It’s her mission.

All this Super Bowl proves is that this year, in every way/shape/form, Deadspin has been comprehensively owned not by Denton, not by Univision...but by Barstool Sports.

I don’t like Tom Brady, you don’t like Tom Brady.

When she ackwardly leapt off of the stage in the beginning.....and for a moment we thought she might have killed herself (because of the Trump presidency, obviously)... dead.

I HATE the Patriots and I hate Tom Brady. He is the greatest quarterback to ever play the game and he just won the best Superbowl of all time. He would laugh at this dumb post. You’re dumb.

It’s always a fine balance between the winner coming back and the loser choking.

Certain Deadspin staff decided to turn this game into an allegory for the current political reality, and it blew up in their face. Again.

u mad bro?

Is this what Nick Denton looked like after the Hulkster leg dropped Gawker?

He may be a Trump supporting asshole, but Tom Brady is inarguably the best QB in the history of the NFL.

Deadpsin’s tears are so delicious right now

You know who had an even better play? Julian Edelman

Can we all remember the play that left Gawker Media in the dust?

SORRY I LIKE YOU GUYS BUT YOU ALL SUCK SO FUCK YOU

Absolutely! Lets enjoy it! It was a phenominal play to be sure.

Brady is like any quarterback. If you pressure him, he’ll fold. The difference is that he doesn’t stay folded. How many times have we seen him look like a “jamoke” in the early going, only to figure out the defense, gas them, and pull out a win?

Seriously though, I wanted the Patriots to lose but can we take a minute to recognize the sports world stepping up its game as a distraction in these trying times.

The Falcons Blew A 25 Point Lead

Yeah, the dude throws for 400+ yards and leads a comeback from 25 down, and this is what you post.