He might have gotten Frederick Douglass confused with Buster Douglas.

“...and is being recognized more and more, I noticed.”

Also: he talks about Fredrick Fucking Douglass the way you would talk about the teenaged manager at the Quik-E-Mart. “Oh yea, Jonathan is doing an amazing job. Really great. Always makes sure the Slurpee machine gets refilled. Really excellent.”

He couldn’t have. He hasn’t switched from the Disney Kids iPad app yet.

Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job....

I haven’t even heard of this movie but if John C. Reilly is in it, SOLD.

Jesus, thank you! I spend so much time complaining and moping about reality, so please, Hollywood! Take me away for a couple of hours! I will watch your Apocalypse Kong because it looks fun and fantastical!

spend years being vetted

Deng knows a lot about suffering. He played under Vinny Del Negro.

No :(

I just want to see Samuel L. Jackson call it “a motherfucking big ass gorilla,” which I 90 percent sure he’ll do.

They’re trying to do the Marvel thing and build a whole stable of movies around the “classic monsters” where they eventually interact in different films. I think they’re doing the same thing with guys like Frankenstein, The Mummy, Dracula, etc.

(begrudgingly stars your perky optimism)

Eh, I might go if I have nothing else going on, I have a free Tuesday afternoon and some Old Overholt in a bag.

No, but it’s 2017. So 1939 was 78 years ago.

Sessions doesn’t have an ounce of Yates’s integrity. Not a goddamn chance in hell he would have done what she did yesterday.

I have a Samsung Note 4, which has has an infrared remote. I take great pleasure in turning Faux News off in waiting rooms.

Foxnews has snapped back a little too, witness Shep and O’reilly. Not much, but it’s something.

If I’m going to be even that smallest bit influenced by Gizmedia’s hash tag delete Uber /lyft activism, you can start by not accepting their ad dollars.

Uhhhhh