My sister and I loved Hotels when we were kids.. much better than Monopoly, altho the cardboard hotels didn’t always fit together well.

Not even at the gym. Everywhere. Grocery shopping. Cooking. Walking the dog especially.

My first FPS was Half-Life and I never really tried the older classics until a few years back. I got Duke Nukem 3D: Megaton Edition on a whim, expecting a few minutes of silly fun and then to forget about it, or worse, find it altogether terrible.

Wait, who doesn’t agree that 3D is the best Duke Nukem? I’m skeptical that these people exist.

That’s also true.

I’m just going to go through the rest of my life believing the actual quote is, “Um, no. Because I know him. I know he’s fucking clowns.”

Jack Black is great.
A lot bag on him just cuz he’s pudgy, but the dude’s funny as hell and can *totally* sing.

“I hope my son sees early on that not everyone gets a trophy,” said Bristol Palin, a person who is famous because of her talent, hard work, and thoughtful insights.

She’s listening to techno with her robot ears.

I was explaining the whole Wiz/Kanye/Amber/Blac Chyna/Rob/Khloe/Kim thing to my wife yesterday and said it seemed like something out of Shakespeare. She responded, “No, because Shakespeare can be followed. This is a Russian novel.”

GREAT.

Why do you have a headset at your home computer? Do you work in a call center?

This could literally be a headline from The Onion.

I mean, unless they’ve changed something since they last time I’ve seen a naked Ken doll, I’m pretty sure that’s how they’ve always come. No change to the mold necessary!

never forget

The Lakers plan on buying one 9 volt battery to power the lights for the entire season.

Pro Draft! Favorite game from my childhood. Real football cards! The spinner was shaped like a football! AND...my game came with a Dan Fouts rookie card that I sold a few years ago for 90 bucks.

Risk was a board game we played as very young kids, then graduated to Settlers of Catan. Now, it’s Firefly and Pandemic that eat my board game time in life.

Trump the board game caused a lot of fights. Not as many as risk, but still plenty.

RummiKub nearly started fights in my family — on Christmas Eve.