I’ll acknowledge that Alexis has walked the walk but she needs to stop it right the fuck now with talking the talk for others. That was so beyond not cool.

I know who Alexis is, but I’m not going to tell you b/c I don’t want to increase her fame. She’s an asshole. Let’s leave it at that.

“Argh, the wee bairn has scurvy”

Well, that was fucking abusive.

Woah...that escalated quickly.

“Outing is healthy”

Me rn:

WELL YEE HAW AND FUCK YOUR COUSIN

highly advanced android

“but she’s purdy her her”

Glad I’m not the only one. I mustn’t run away. I mustn’t run away.

highly unadvanced android

Neither one of those losers could even lift a broadsword. Better give ‘em machetes instead.

Beat me to it.

SARAH PALIN IS A NUMBER ONE, GLAMOROUS, TOP-NOTCH, USDA PRIME PERSON WHO I TOTALLY RESPECT DESPITE NOT KNOWING HOW TO DESCRIBE HER IN TERMS BEFITTING A HUMAN BEING

if you told me Donald Trump was a highly advanced android going through beta testing it would not surprise me

“....a high-quality person whom I have great respect for.” Good God almighty, Trump is as incapable of forming a choherent, grammatical sentence as Palin. It’s match made in heaven. No wonder she’s endorsing him. Cruz is marginally better at forming a complete sentence, but I’m so distracted by his weird baby-man…

i know that ‘stranglers’ is probably a typo, but i think you’re inadvertently speaking a deeper truth, here...

I’m only surprised she didn’t quit halfway through her endorsement.