She is Google Translate trying to translate Japanese into English made human.

Vince McMahon agrees.

Public Education?

I see Oscar’s new career as an NBA journalist is starting off great.

Love the Kinja handle.

Hadid? More like HaDon’t.

Dosen’t Demarcus have a no trade clause?

Where’s Tilda Swinton for her amazing portrayal of the Ancient One? Such great diversity casting.

“But it’s got dragons and magic shit it’s not political at all damm libtard snowflakes! #maga” /s

The casinos outsider of Vegas always need third or fourth tier has been acts.

So does this make it more or less likely the Celtics and Kings pull the trigger on a trade?

ESPN basketball commentators were wondering why Melissa Mcarthy was on the court in a Kings uniform. She did put up 25-10-5 but it was against the Knicks so that was less surprising.

George Lopez vs Carlos Mencia. Who’s worse? Here we got Lopez’s racism and sexism vs Mencia’s Katrina racist remarks and accusations of plagiarism. One made by ironically enough Lopez.

A mimosa and Bloody Mary? Did Dylan Thomas come back from the dead and decide to have breakfast at a random Brooklyn bistro?

You do realize that there are a lot of good guys who hate Trump like Martellus Bennett on the Pats, right? Knock off this childish good vs evil cosmic bullshit. The Falcons chocked and the Pats made enough plays to come back and win a game they probably had no business winning in the first place.

I had the exact same set of reactions for #1 and #30 in this years Royal Rumble.

I have never argued that Tom Bill and Bob Kraft are pieces of shit for supporing Trump. I just got of this idea that Atlanta, which is a tiny blue island in the middle of redneck Trump country, winning a football game meant a single fucking thing in the real world outside of sports. Ryan kneels three times and kicks…

She’s adorable but it’s hard to go against Chya Mayo.

You mean the Matt Walsh Superbowl walkthrough tape that never existed and which required the Boston Herald to publish an apology for printing a bullshit story?