Obama already came out with a remark that was practically a “tut tut” against the Muslim ban and Fox went apeshit. I had to listen to practically an entire segment of some jackass comparing when other presidents came out and spoke up against their successors and what is right and proper and American and fuck you Fox…

It’s sad that i would not find it strange if that really did happen

Yeah but he also gets a shitty vs Hillary video. The problem with a ERB candidate battle was that there wasn’t much they could use that hadn’t been made fun of or parodied a million times over for both of them. Obama vs Romney was a much better battle.

I will never forgive Fallon for rustling Trump’s hair. Fuck that guy for doing his part to normalize this shit.

Maybe he saw the Thomas Jefferson vs Fredrick Douglas Epic Rap Battles Of History video and got confused.

I thought you were going to do a HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED! joke, but you went to a much darker place.

I’m actually glad to find a gif that summed up my feelings perfectly. As if to say “Yes....maybe?” It’s a silly giant monster movie with iconic monsters on a mysterious island duking it out. It’s silly popcorn fare. We can’t be angry 24/7, eventually we will need something silly to do to recharge the batteries. Plus…

Woody Johnson, Jets owner is now the Ambassador to the UK.

He has Fox News which is pretty much state tv at this point. I had to listen to this drivel in the lobby of a state agency waiting for a job interview this afternoon. They put up their pet Muslim lady to explain why the ban is necessary and bitched about how Obama didn’t wait long enough to criticize Trump. I tried to…

This. Everytime I see a Uber hate story, usually on Giz because all those fucks know how to do is hate shit, I remember all those Lyft ads I see. Fucking hypocrites.

Remove the Lyft advertising that we see all the time on mobile and then i’ll believe you and your buddies at Giz, who have had a hate boner for Uber for years, are being impartial.

Even Charlie Brown’s baseball team won from time to time and he even spoke to that little red haired girl once. Oh and by the way, i’m really fucking old. Well 36 which is a million in Internet years.

Hips and VORP, two things that don’t lie.

Remember when covering the president was boring? There was usually a surge of stories for the first 100 days but baring a major issue or catastrophe the public moved on and most coverage was confined to cable news. Even During the second Bush administration between 9/11 and all the wars there were large stretches…

Fuck you, you cannot give a single shred of evidence that the old socialist Jew was going to be the messiah of the Alt-Right who eat and drink anti-semetism like it’s candy. Also way to tell the people who supported Clinton in the primary that their votes don’t count, gotta give the old white man his chance, he does…

Yeah, this is happening because a small amount of people voted for someone who they actually believed in.

Can we please kill this “Bernie would have won” narrative. There is absolutely no evidence that would happen. We saw how reliable polls were when the election results came in, so all those polls during the summer are meaningless. So the Dem candidate would have a penis instead of a vagina. He would still be a…

Yeah that was a hoot. All through out the campaign it was “He’ll pivot soon, he’ll be so presidential”. But nope, nothing. This is who he is, and who he has always been and who he will always be.

I’m placing blame on people who went into the election knowing who Donald Trump was and what was at risk but were butthurt over Hillary getting the nod or some other bullshit and cast a “protest vote” or didn’t vote at all, which helped get us to where we are today.m

Such special snowflakes. The entire country is turning into a dumpster fire but at least they are still pure. *vomit* They are the physical embodiment of the “This is fine” dog.