Eli always looks like a 12 year old who was told he couldn’t have a cookie. I did love his look of despair when the Broncos cliched the SB and he knew he could no longer lord his two rings over Pey Pey’s one.

I figured it was only a matter of time before someone posted that gif.

I couldn’t pull off the mustache.

“What you’ll find about some of the nation’s billionaires, it’s not like they have their money located in a swimming pool in $100 bills....

Don’t worry, with no Gronk and this shit D we’re not doing anything this year. We’ll be out of the playoffs soon enough.

The Celtics aren’t good enough to be hated yet. And brad Stevens is still likable. As long as LeBron is with Cleveland things will be in a holding pattern. But once he leaves or starts to age and Boston begins to ascend again, then be ready.

When my political opponents are cartoon caricatures of evil whose sole goals are to make the lives of as many non white male straight Christian people as miserable as possible, then yeah. But hey, i’m just a jackass in front of a computer with no power. Unlike the president elect and Mike “Zap out the gay for Jesus”…

Gandalf to any player drafted by the Browns: “FLY YOU FOOLS!”.

Hey, if a bunch of kids clapping can bring Tinkerbell back to life, anything is possible.

She’s a traitor to her uniform and the oath she took. And she betrayed that oath to enrich a fascist kingmaker. So fuck her.

I wish i shared your optimism. But i see a media that will continue to bend over and take it on order of their corporate overlords who are swimming in money generated by Trump views/clicks.

Does wishing painful death on every person involved with either’s Trump campaign or his transition make me a horrible person? Because that’s all I have at this point, a desire for all these fuckers to suffer.

Just remember these are the assholes who Chelsea Manning was supporting when she did her massive file leak.

Where are Hobbits when we need them?

“Old Spice had no comment on the possible reasons the NFL would be interested in the body mass, bulk or weight of it’s spokesman. WWE also had no comment on their interest in one of Smackdown Live’s buried midcarders.”

Fuck no! We worked hard for this reputation!

I don’t have faith in anyone on the right. They know that the deplorables are the ones they need to court to get re-elected. They might talk tough now but once it comes time to cast a vote they will fall lockstep behind King Donnie, First Of His Name.

I love the martyr complex from Warrior fans. From SB Nations’ Golden State Of Mind blog’s game recap post comments.

Trump may have promised that Caitlyn Jenner can use the bathroom of her choosing in Trump Tower, but he truly doesn’t give a shit about what his employees will do to anyone else.

You have “The Middle”, isn’t that enough?