“Sorry Barron, it sucks to be scrutinized for every little thing because your parent decided to run for President. But hey, at least you won’t have anyone on the left calling you the First Dog”

Wow cool, I went through a time portal. I have no idea how the fuck i’m on the internet in 1816, but it certainly can’t be 2016. We certainly would not still be pulling shit like this in TWENTY FUCKING SIXTEEN!....oh wait we are. Sounds about right.

I would love to hear what Lily Tomlin has to say about this. She’s the only one I feel bad for here, being dragged in the middle of some petty high school shit.

Nick, your name isn’t familiar to me so I will assume you’re new around these parts. Just a tip, when writing about Baylor and it’s sexual assault scandal, any references to former president Ken Starr has to followed with “(yes, that Ken Starr)“. I’m not making this up, ask anyone. Just some helpful words of wison…

As much as I would love that, it would be worse long term because then he becomes a martyr. Let him stand trial, get convicted and shipped to a hole with other low life scumbags to be forgotten about, not made into a rallying cry for other racist sacks of shit.

As I’ve been told many times, the death penalty will cost more money because of all the appeals. I actually think in this case imprisonment is better because the death penalty will make him a martyr to the right wing fascist neo nazis who have become empowered by Uberlord Orange Asshole. Lock him in a hole with other…

I’ll take that over Ms. Super Special Awesome Snowflake and her fucking Toyota. No, no one owns you. But maybe your food is just shit. But nope, you’re a special snowflake and it’s the big bad restaurant manager whose wrong.

I quit after the Governor died and they were forced to abandon the prison.

The problem isn’t the people on the ground, who she is speaking to, for the most part. The problem is that news has become a product, to be mined and farmed for clicks and views and shares and ratings. That is why Trump got as much free publicity as he did and why the media to this day are playing softball with him…

Who needs a tv show about the apocalypse? We’re about to get the live show in a few weeks.

That’s pretty much why I gave up on the show and the comics. The idea of a story about what happens after the zombie movie ends was an interesting one but eventually it gets so dark and depressing you have to tune out. Not to reveal how old I am (spoiler alert, not decrepit but old in Internet years), but that was…

And your need to be right on the internet outpaced your reading comprehension. I was agreeing with Waters. Hence the “You’re Goddam Right” gif. No one cares when you blabber about leaving the country. I’ve heard it since Alec Baldwin declared he would no longer grace us with his presence if George W won and guess…

That is such a privileged soaked statement. Guess what asshole, not everyone has the resources to just up and leave and move to another entirely different country and start all over. Some of us have to do the best to make where we live as good a place as possible and this shit isn’t helping.

Tyler Media should have never agreed to put that up in the first place. That’s not censorship, that’s the market making decisions that it deems best, something the right crows about. This is basically like on Law And Order when the defense lawyer says something outrageous, McCoy/Barba objects and it’s withdrawn but…

As opposed to good Michael Scott?

I’m going to assume you are simply unaware that Jack was the Joker in Tim Burton’s “Batman”. He also played opposite Tom Cruise in “A Few Good Men”. You might recognize its most famout scene.

Whatever you think about him as a person,at least with Nicholson you might get good stories of working with Tim Burton or Tom Cruise.

GOTG 2 teaser dropped a few weeks back, has me all psyched up. I haven’t been this psyched for a Marvel movie in a long time.

Rip Van Winkle had the right idea.  

I actually saw more of a Clone Wars/Mandalorian design.