Cornered and eaten by feral ALFs.

Because According to Jack was canceled and now studios don’t know how to transition through the 90s.

1. This is fucked. 2. A reboot? AFTER SEASON TEN? Why dont they just cancel the fucking thing? This isnt Family Guy or the Simpsons, the actors age on screen!

Kind of weird especially since I think the creator of the show specifically said he wasn’t comfortable with them dealing with the death of his father.

What’s the most 80's way to kill a sitcom dad? I think you go Punky Brewster and have him suffocate to death in an abandoned fridge. 

At this point it’s going to go on longer than the actual 1980s. 

Late-run babies always boost the quality and success of sitcoms!

I can’t believe this show is still a thing.

I liked it personally. Hearing the music again made me smile. 

I don’t like the song or the intro. The thing with the blood flowing around is really dumb. I loved the GoT opening with the map and the little cities popping up. The new opening is a huge disappointment.

Insofar as he’s not just joking (which it seems like he is), I don’t think the Cheers/Frasier comparison really works. The Cheers theme had lyrics about hanging out at a bar. Using it as the theme for Frasier would be literally nonsensical.

You should have heard the demo for the one they didn’t use.

I go back and forth with the chicken/egg of it all. Like how much of the sad state of film is down to audiences eager to suck down IP trash and how much is chickenshit studios who refuse to take risks on non-IP material? I don't think the MCU is the Death of Cinema but it's 1000% not fucking *helping*, no matter how…

Taylor’s work was all very tonally similar; serious prestige HBO drama where any humour is understated and probably wry. In retrospect, it's not surprising he wasn't a great guy for a Marvel movie. Shakman has shown he can handle anything from Thrones to Always Sunny. Wandavision alone involved arguably showed more…

As a big fan Peyton Reed’s overlooked Down with Love I was always hoping they’d give Fantastic Four to him so he could do whizbang super science 60s interpretation.

There’s been a tone deaf indictment over this whole thing, and I think people don’t realize how fucked At&T’s shit was here. Sure, feed Zaslav to the wolves for canceling garbage and mediocre programming, but dude came into a shit show. Major changes needed to be done.

ooof. Someone must have triple dog dared them to make this.

as a six-year-old who (didn’t know he) was on the spectrum, I found immense comfort in his portrayal of someone who’s exuberantly, unashamedly nerdy.

“Urkel Christmas special” was a gag in the Simpsons. In 2003. Proof once more that the world is beyond parody.

Now I want an Urkel and Batman series......