Quidditch never made any sense as a sport - it’s the sort of sport that’s invented by someone who has no real interest in sports. “Let’s have everyone play a slightly modified version of soccer (plus flying broomsticks), except for two players who are doing something completely different, and those two will decide the…

It’s entirely possible millions of people meant to buy tickets for something else this weekend and mistakenly bought tickets for Spider-Man instead.

It’s an easy fuckin’ question to answer.

“LaDorke”

“Dweebis"

Talk about a sweeping victory!

Looks like someone has never seen the Analympics.

Just skip a step and call it Virgin Ball.

It’s always been a sport. It’s just that now you get points for it.

“She’s a transphobe.”

*sigh* sticking a broom up your ass is now a sport.

No no no it’s entirely a moral movement and not at ALL profit motivated. Don’t be ridiculous.

May I suggest “Nerdball” or possibly “Dorkrosse”

Can someone point me to the smoking gun that JK Rowling is transphobic? I’ve only ever heard her voice the opinions that: biological sex is a thing, and women should be allowed spaces to change their clothes without seeing a penis.

Well, the good news is “Quibi” just opened up.

Some day people are going to look back at this witch hunt and act like they didn’t know what was going on.

My vote goes to Andrew Garfield for another, more recent movie that came out this year.

Am I the only one who thinks Jason Momoa is a terrible actor who was not very good in a movie about a sand planet that was also not very good? Like, they're both pretty and all, but...meh.

Andrew Garfield having himself a very strong fourth quarter here.

Maybe “Most Improved” would be more appropriate for Momoa in Dune. He’s definitely improved a lot since his wooden Stargate days, but I wouldn’t call him a great actor.