A League of Their Own cost $90 million to make. And that doesn’t even have the built in audience of Wheel of Time or Lord of the Rings, which were even more expensive. The Peripheral’s budget was huge too. I don’t know that the return on investment of any of these has been worth it for Amazon. Streamers are spending…

I won’t complain too much. It’s just nice that Konami is even doing this at all.

I know. But “it broke even” isn’t the same as the astronomical success of Mario and Barbie either, which is a weird thing to try and equate.

Forgetting about There’s Something About Mary, Mulan, The Mask of Zorro, and Blade, really hurt your 1998 case. However you feel about Armageddon, it WAS popular, and I’ve found Deep Impact has aged nicely as one of the better disaster movies in the genre. There was also a delightful Parent Trap remake that is a…

Yea I think that was meant to trigger us all because nobody thinks this.

And the success of 1995's Mortal Kombat  just inspired other fighting game adaptations to use the same Enter the Dragon-style template. Tekken’s animated film invited everyone to an island, even though that’s not really how that game’s canon goes. But it is unabashedly specific to DOA: Dead or Alive, which just…

That’s awesome!

only 30, which is one of the youngest ages you can be.

Timothy Dalton is a good point, Robert Pattinson, not so much. Only 2 years in and he’s still face-planting when using his gear, and still emo, processing his parents’ death, with no idea how to build a public persona or even talk to Alfred. That was very much a ‘young’ Batman film.

I don’t care... But I’m here for it. When it comes to negative press around Disney’s cynical remakes, I’m here for it all.

Outlets have certainly tried to run damage control for The Little Mermaid’s underwhelming box office. Lower the bar, and yes, barely breaking even can be cause for celebration!

I’ll be ok.

Harsh. But I’m not one of those “If you didn’t like it, then you’re a homophobe” type of people, because you’re not entirely wrong. No doubt there was a built-in audience that was alienated by the new direction. That’s like water being wet. But this show was heavy-handed (At one point a character claims The Munchkins…

I liked it ok, but I do mostly feel the same way. I was into some stuff they were doing, but not enough to feel much more than indifferent to this news.

Honest opinion: I liked the show, but I never “loved” the show, and kinda do feel a little like I wasted my time now. I would honestly say if you skip it, you aren’t missing anything. Even with moments of cool action, Season 1 is a slow burn and while it might not technically end on a cliffhanger, it really has a…

An article from TMZ based on nonsense from Twitter. The two companies I hate the most, have joined forces to platform the biggest bullshit I’ve heard all year. 

*The makers of Crash nervously lock their doors...

I might have picked Steve Carell for stealing Bruce Almighty, but he’s still here and it’s a respectable list. Just needs more!

Well now I’m reminded of Nick Frost (or Simon Pegg) in Shawn of the Dead