I don’t think All Eyez on Me was THAT bad, but yea. Simply looking like 2Pac just isn’t enough, without also having the charisma.

I still remember The Messenger making Roger Ebert’s “Worst of the Year” list in 1999.

Alexander hurts. I was really big on Collin Ferrell back then and wanted that to be the movie that took him to the next level. I still like some things about it, (war elephants!) but it’s biggest crime is just being boring.

Is he going to fight his cousin Roman Reigns at Wrestlemania or what?

We take that last bit as a threat.

The Dark Knight vs Mama Mia is the only one on here I think compares to “Barbenheimer” as a big zeitgeist-y showdown. The rest are just making me laugh. (Although I can speak to being taken to Honey I Shrunk the Kids instead of Batman, and not speaking to my parents for days.)

Confusing: Darren Aronofsky’s Mother!

Yes to all of this. 

I only knew about a couple of these, so it was a little interesting. Also funny. Young ingenues with fledgling pop careers is a little like how everyone in politics has a book.

No way!!!

It’s an interesting point about where the next one picks up, because in Avengers for instance, there is a huge time jump between Infinity War and Endgame. Is The Blip event the cliffhanger or just an “everybody dies” bleak ending? I suppose the actual cliffhanger is the Captain Marvel tease, but in principle, once…

The ending of Silence of the Lambs doesn’t come across to me as a cliffhanger at all. It’s closer to the horror movie tradition of ‘one last scare’ done in a sophisticated way. The Dark Knight is a curious choice also. Marking him as a vigilante satisfies Batman’s inevitable role in Gotham City.

I wouldn’t change anything about Atlanta, but a guest star spot for Danny Pudi would have made me overjoyed.

With the strike shutting Hollywood down, and nothing for access media to actually access, slideshows are going to be the best way to get by. So you ain’t seen nothin’ yet!

Avatar 3 actually has me thinking about Netflix’s Last Airbender series. Any production where kids that might grow out of their roles would be hilarious.

What about the Emmys?! 

Thank you.  

I admit to being a little surprised it came to this. Surely a deal would have been reached by now. And in contrast to the writers, it’s clear the actors absolutely don’t want to do this, and are in full stall mode, now that TWO of their deadlines have passed (which is a little funny). But to your point, maybe this is…

I’m still processing just finding out that The Nanny is the SAG president

Great point