Maybe he’s an angel?

Maybe he’s the real target, and just keeps getting away...

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When I’m rolling in that Nigerian royalty money, I’ll be having the last laugh.

The news agencies seem to be falling for “internet pranks” at a higher rate than email pen-pals with deposed Nigerian Princes.

I don’t think it’s an either/or situation. They are going to use the best weapon for the situation. I’m pretty sure they’re not dumping all their missiles and bullets in the trash because they have a laser now, it’s just another piece of their entire arsenal.

While I completely agree that 150kw laser will not vaporize fog and rain (1,500mw isn’t going to either), the tea kettle comparison is a bit misleading. There is a pretty big difference between delivering that much power in a spot about the size of a millimeter and a hot plate several inches across.

I don't think rain or fog will stop it... only warn that you're about to be scorched out of the sky shortly by the large cloud of vapor quickly forming between you and your intended target as the "frickin' laser beam" cooks off all the water between it and you.

“Maybe it’s that Tom Brady is so FUCKING CLASSY and such a FUCKING GENTLEMAN...”

Well, remember, she’s not “innocent,” so anything that happens to her* is fair game. Meanwhile, there are elaborate but mysterious “vendettas” against him and he’s been fashioned a scapegoat to prevent mudpeople from rioting, or whatever shrill and cacophonous tune he’s whistling.

The problem is how many people agree with him. If your life isn’t perfect, maybe you deserved your rape. Horrible.

He is pretty much like ‘I couldn’t have raped these women, they are not even really human!’ Yes...THAT IS what a rapist would say.

I know when I am running low on money I just find a random dude in public, point and him, scream rape and wait for donations to come in. It is like pan handling only OBVIOUSLY it is a way bigger pay day. Like...i dunno...WINNING THE LOTTERY!

Oh, didn’t you know? As soon as you say you’ve been raped veryone starts throwing money at you and praising you - not dragging your name and reputation through the mud, examining every tiny move you’ve ever made, and calling you a lying slut. I don’t know what alternative world he’s living in, but I’d really like to…

Always useful when a predator reveals his criteria for potential victims (women with “lifestyles,” meaning they’re black or poor). He’s too much of an ignorant, spoiled little shit to see how obvious his guilt is to everyone else.

Where’s the money, then, asshole?

Not if they have a settlement. But man all the partying and legal costs and coachella? Losing endorsements? Good thing his parents are loaded.

Performed the Corbomite Maneuver on a female crew member; bought her breakfast the next morning.

@Eric Stephens: ive had the same problem with my land rover except it went like this.

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.