No post about all the Rangers fans calling Simmons a nigger?

Did they not understand what the scalper meant by nosebleeds? Or what the I95 sign meant by Philadelphia?

it's 2014, and we still don't know how to film using a mobile phone. Points for noone screaming 'Worldstar!' though

alright maybe we should help these people out....BUT FIRST LET ME TAKE A SELFIE

I actually love the city of Philadelphia. Their sports fans terrify me, but the city itself is super awesome.

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.

Umm, what is your evidence he's a conservative? Some quick research reveals he's only supported Democrats in the past. And thank God you were able to make the connection between this story, climate change, and gun control. I guess what I'm saying is that what you've just written is one of the most insanely idiotic…

"So typical! I was at the same game-where are my pictures? [thinks for a second] Never mind."

Andy Reid would make the "Optimal Timeout Beacon" blink until it exploded like the fucking Death Star

yo momma

If you really loved your family, you would have returned for the sequel. Damn you, George.

Never shared anything this personal before.

Pictured: Two white celebrities setting their race back by 30 years

YOU DONE MESSED UP, AY-AY-RON!

Not the first time he's cried after the Ballon d'Or.

Ronaldo: [sobbing]
Ronaldo: "This means...so much..."
Ronaldo: [sobs some more]
Ronaldo: "It's...it's so, so, shiny."
Ronaldo: [bursts into tears]
Ronaldo: "I look beautiful!"

Things That Are Democratic, Ranked by Tony Kornheiser

Can we change the rules just this once and allow Ibrahimovic to play for someone else in the World Cup? It just won't be the same without him. Short of that, perhaps we can have him read excepts from his autobiography I Am Ibrahimovic at half time of each game?