A couple months ago my friends and I decided to go to the local cemetery at night with a Ouija board. I didn't and still don't believe those things work, and of course nothing happened. Then we started walking around the cemetery. Now, I am not easily scared, but I swear I saw something walking around. Human shaped…

Who's one athlete you hate for no real good reason? Mine's Steph Curry because all my friends love him and I cannot stand any more talk about Steph Curry (had to hear hours of Steph Curry talk yesterday. All I wanted to do was watch the World Cup with them, but nope, they had to talk about the NBA the whole goddamn…

Or we should start grooming kids to go pro in soccer instead of grooming them to chase after college scholarships. In every other nation, athletes are groomed to go pro and they don't have to worry about going for scholarships. They train to play pro level competition from their early teens onward. The closest we have…

THIS OBJECTIFIES MEN YOU DIRTY BASTARDS.

If you've ever actually played golf, you'll know in terms of actual skill it's one of the hardest sports to play. Do you need pure athletic ability? No look at John Daly. But you need to be able to hit that ball nearly perfect every time. Even being a fraction of an inch off can change the course of the ball by dozens…

"we can still be friends *line" not like. Damn spellcheck.

First off I'm very young (going into college) so don't make fun of my story. So about 8 years ago, when I was in 5th grade, I saw a girl from a different town that came to my school for a writing workshop thing all the schools in my school district were doing. Thought she was beautiful, but me being 5'7" 220 lbs in…

Ahhh, I thought you were talking about the actual sport of handball, which really confused me hahaha.

Then again, I don't follow handball at all. Just know it from gym class and the Olympics.

I've never heard anyone shouting about handball. I'm curious. What do you mean?

Am I the only person who doesn't understand why the rest of the world (particularly Brits) look down on Americans for using "soccer" and not "football". Soccer is a British term. I googled this like forever ago, and if I remember correctly from like the 16th-19th centuries, any sport not played on horseback (so not…

I got into the EPL two seasons ago. Cardiff was in the Championship about to be promoted, so I figured, why not root for them. A young, talented team in a cool city, new owner, lots of money to spend. Well, they wound up spending on shitty players like Cornelius (and his massive chin), Frazier Campbell, Gary Medel…

You see, instead of being a sarcastic ass, maybe you would recognize that in baseball, and professional sports in general, getting a good job is based much more on who you know than in other fields. I never once said that that is uncommon in other fields, I was merely saying that it's worse in baseball.

Teams and owners reward people they know, even if those people know nothing about how to be an effective GM or other front office worker (again, look at David Montgomery hiring Ruben Amaro). I'm at the top of my class, got a 2200 on my SAT, and am probably going to get into a rather good (and rather expensive) school.…

The thing that makes me sad is that Ruben Amaro Jr. makes $3 million a year. FUCKING 3 MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR. A brain-dead monkey could do a better job of building a baseball team. You could hand someone that doesn't know baseball whatsoever $189 million and they could spend it better than Amaro just on luck alone.…

As a fellow 17 year old, I must say I sympathize with the kid. I spent a year talking to some chick, sometimes we were a thing, sometimes we weren't, either she would be having family issues, or I would and we'd be depressed or whatever (typically teen drama), or something would stop us from wanting to be an official…

As someone who was born, raised, and currently lives on the east coast, I know what you mean. People freak out on me when I say I don't want mayo on my sandwich. Whenever I go out to eat, mayo is on every goddamn burger or sandwich. I can't stand it.

Great piece as always, Drew. But Passenger is an awesome band, fuck you.

Never played Final Fantasy, but I've always wanted to. There's so many games I don't even know where to start.

I attended an O's game back in 2007 to see Thome when he was on the White Sox. Since I am a Phillies fan, and only went to see my favorite player, naturally I wore my Thome Phillies jersey. I cannot even explain to you the amount of abuse I took, much of it from the workers and ushers at the game. Oh and it wasn't…