Your fervent defense of rape humor throughout this thread is disturbing. It's one thing to to roll your eyes or respond snarkily if someone comments to you directly. When you're scouring the comments to repeatedly endorse rape analogies, you should really do some soul-searching.

This histrionic response reveals so much more about you than his wife.

Has no one said Hitachi Magic Wand? It's not pretty and pink, but that shit will rock her world.