Clutterbuck caps clusterfuck.

It's worth remembering that the last major college football playmaker with a drug habit that became national news got dismissed from his team and pilloried for it, despite getting more help than Manziel seems interested in getting and having less infrastructure to support him.

The "Crotch Shot Ninjas" anecdote reminds me of a Texan father son duo from America's past. 1989-92 and 2001-08 to be exact. Those guys punched us all in the nuts.

its a pretty tough joke to get. and im not from cleveland. but other than that, well done on the comment!

I can't think of anything worse that could happen to you while in Cleveland.

That was not a frat party, that was a frat bar off campus. I think it's Cain and Abel's. i am not surprised he was told to gout the fuck out. Go back to that shithole they call College Station and be God. in Austin, you'reyou're just another douche in a pink shirt spending daddy's money.

Someone threw a beer at him. Someone else told him to "GET THE FUCK OUT." He left. It's on video.

that throw was way over his head. im guessing Vince Young.

Couldn't have said it better. Carmax is a bitch.

Oh, the ironing...

The Giants wish for nothing more than for this flock of seagulls to run so far away.

Nash is teammates with Kobe Bryant. He should be used to someone coming in and taking ill-advised shots.

Tiger Woods would've saved himself a lot of trouble if he stayed in the same old hole.

+1, you dummy.

Yep, it's general murder.

Anna was originally charged with a hit, but it was later ruled an error.

The 666 was a reference to her future husband's ERA.

Fun fact: in South Africa, a "rear-naked choke" is known as a Full-Nelson Mandela.

Dead card.

Jeez, they could've at least waited until injury time.