Miami will have, after the Heat destroy the Spurs Thursday night, 3 NBA titles, 2 World Series titles and two Super Bowl victories. That's 7 professional team sport championships for a city that is full of bandwagon "fans". Shameful. So many more deserving cities need titles instead of Miami. If you compare Spurs fans…

Thank God the worst golf tournament in the world is finally over. I really, really enjoyed watching professional golfers look like me playing golf. I loved how the USGA made it impossible for anyone, even God, to birdie No. 18,m eliminating any possible excitement for all golf fans watching. The USGA sucks by taking a…

College Station is a shit hole. A&M is a cult like school. They have no FEMALE cheerleaders. Go there one day and just breath in the strangeness. It's a different world down there for sure. Hell, you can't even walk on the grass on campus. They got signs all over saying "STAY OFF GRASS." While you can smoke grass in…

Miss Utah has never been axed a question by a black person (to Mormons blacks are not even human!) in her entire life so that threw her off big time. Notice how she looks at Nene Leakes like, "What the fuck is a black person doing in this room?"

All of these guys were among the 500 coaches Jerry Jones said could coach the Cowboys better than Jimmy Johnson. And half of them have been hired by Cowboys' owner/coach/GM/jock counter/etc.

Where the fuck is Jason Garrett? The fact he's a head coach who is having most of his responsibilities taken away slowly but surely you gotta have this Princeton educated fool on the list. Anyone who accepts a head coaching position from Jerry Jones has to be at the very top of any worst coach list.

Make this guy the fucking national baseball broadcaster now or else those FBI agents are gonna come to your house and shit down your neck.

The jaws of life were used to save the seat.

I wonder if Godell would feel the same if it was the Cincinnati Crackers or the Cleveland Brownshirts?

The Spurs are simply following the Dallas Mavericks blueprint for beating the Hot Air. Frustrate the King and get mad ass play from your bench. This series is over. It won't even go back to Miami. The Hot Air play in a wimpy conference, The Big Least, and now that they're actually playing against a real NBA team it's…

I was off yesterday and I watched ESPN and the comedian Kevin Hart was on every single freaking show promoting his new stand up comedy movie. At one point they talked about how he was the MVP of the Celebrity All-Star basketball game the past two seasons. Even had a big ass graphic showing him as the repeat MVP and…

An upset? Seriously? Stop drinking the Kool-Aid for ESPN's Man Crush love for the Miami Hot Air. It's unbecoming.

With the retirement of Dallas Mavericks' No. 1 pick in the 1995 draft, who shared Rookie of the Year honors and will be a first ballot Hall of Famer, and the leader of the Mavs' fantastic NBA Finals championship team in 2011, Jason Kidd, San Antonio's Tony Parker assumes the position of having the highest basketball…

We know how to play basketball in Texas, not just football. San Antonio, 4 titles. Houston Rockets, 2 titles, Dallas Mavericks, 1 title (and they were screwed out of another one because of David Stern's referees in 2006 vs. the Hot Air). 7 titles in all. It's gonna be an even 8 in another week or so.

Like the Dallas Mavericks in 2011 the San Antonio Spurs will defeat the Miami Heat with a high basketball IQ. Their coach is a genius. These guys have been on 3 NBA championship teams together. They won't get rattled by anything. Thank God the Hot Air will lose once again to a Texas team. Yee Haw!

I can't believe it took this long for one of these storm chasing teams to get hit by a tornado and killed. I live in Fort Worth, Texas, and these storm chasing teams are all over the place. The local news actually contracts with them to show their video during real time. They get so close to these storms I always…

Oscar worthy performances by both the first basemen and pitcher.

Dude, getting it RIGHT is what the game, the players, the umps and the game of baseball deserves. The human element b.s. is absolute nonsense in this day of 21st century technology and HDTV. It wouldn't take an ump in the booth two seconds to correct obviously bad calls. Your argument is ridiculous. Hell, the NHL…

I'm a Rangers fan and while this helped us win the game I was appalled. Bud Selig, bring replay to ALL calls, except for balls and strikes, to baseball. Put an extra umpire in TV booth to correct obviously incorrect calls. Umps can't see these split second plays, humanly impossible, and all it does is make fans mad at…

Shouldn't a team be required to win a Super Bowl first before it gets one of these doodads?