Where is Judge Dredd when you need him?

Friend of mine said that until they start a MADD-like organization that takes on the gun industry nothing will happen about guns. Hopefully, Gabby and her husband's efforts result in such an organization.

Tony Romo is arguably the best "worst" QB in NFL history. He passed for almost 5000 yards this year. He holds almost all Cowboys' QB records. He can put up great stats. Jason Witten caught more passes for a tight end this year, about 110. He finally got on board with the talented, troubled Dez Bryant, with Dez going…

That's No. 89 John Phillips. One tough hombre as a blocking tight end. One of the few good Cowboys' players.

Ever hear of the EEOC, genius? You might want to go to eeoc.gov and learn something. And this, quite frankly, has to be the dumbest sentence ever written, "I was mistaken about federal labor law, which only prohibits federal employers from discriminating on the basis of sex." You're an idiot. NO ONE CAN DISCRIMINATE…

The rest of the world continues to laugh at the stupidity of Americans, a violent pack of murderous fucktards who kill their own people constantly and have killed those from every other country on the face of planet Earth at one time or another.

Obama beating the Bishop CEO Mormon was THE event of the year. Period.

Thank God those hillbillies made it to Beverly Hills when they did.

Always remember this, feminism ends at heavy lifting.

Irony at its best. Never use gun play references or military phrases to describe any fucking athlete. If you do you're a lazy fucking p.o.s. writer without any imagination.

Exact-a-Mudo! It had me LMFAO.

Absolutely not surprising because Christians are fucking nuts.

So that's where Saddam put those WMDs.

My sweet Bukey girl went blind about a year before I had to put her down because of kidney and renal failure. I was so saddened at first that she lost her sight. But even at 17 years old she was amazing. After a couple of months she got around just fine. It was if she wasn't even blind. Cats are so fucking amazing.…

That's because they were. The game today is for pussies compared to the old days when guys would clothesline each other all game long. If you have no clue as to how dirty the NFL was before all this concussion science shit the reality fence I really feel sorry for you. It was truly brutal and beautiful. And it was a…

Why in the fuck do the Magic have male cheerleaders? Thank God Texas' professional sports teams do not employ men to cheer. Florida, you're really, really fucked up, man.

Ed Werder is one of the few remaining class acts at ESPN.

DUDE, you won a friggin' Super Bowl. Who gives a shit if you're not 6-foot-5?

Scott shoulda said, "As first reported on his Twitter page, thus seen by no one but himself..."

Thank you for doing that.