Language and word meanings shift over time. I’m sorry if you’re just now learning this.

Ricky Gervais can say what he likes, we have the right to oppose it or JUST TURN THE CHANNEL!

Its my seat, I paid for it, I’ll recline if I want. And I don’t care if you don’t like it. Also its my seat, I paid for it, stop using it as a crutch to support you when you stand up yanking it backwards. Don’t bring luggage as a carry-on if you can’t physically pick it up above your head to put it in the overhead.

She is on tape admitting to hitting him to stop him drunkenly crushing her toes against a door. Wow. How abusive of her. And oh shit, she hasn’t been able to give that money to charity amid being sued repeatedly by her ex. I forgot that defending yourself in multiple libel and defamation trials is totally free!

Your mom is trash with utters

Yes. I wanna give him a high five after we rub our penises together. Be afraid

Man, oh man! The writer of this article is in DIRE need of a week long cruise! 

I have my ticket for Friday already.

Be that as it may, LG and other appliance companies literally call their matte black lines “Matte Black Stainless Steel” so I’m going to stick with that since it really doesn’t matter. 

Well... ok then.

This article provides no reason to pick anything other than stainless steel. It merely confirms that stainless steel is the best, but there are other colors available if you feel like it.

I liked the Harry Potter books and I enjoyed the movies. I remember being somewhat bemused they were making another series based on... a monster manual side book? And starring Eddie Redmayne who, after first seeing him in the Danish Girl, I see basically acting the same in almost everything and it kind of annoys me. I…

The only Dumbledore related secret that I want to see explored is whether or not Aberforth was a goat fucker. 

The Mechanism: Calories in vs. Calories Out. Simple to understand.

I 100% agree with you that there are asexual people. Having said that, I strongly doubt that 6% of male-identified and 15% of female-identified people are asexual. Of course, asexuality is, itself, a spectrum - but I’ve never seen statistics to suggest asexuality is this common.

Them: Same sex kiss...

Or maybe she is just reliably and consistantly wrong.

So much this. Ugh, now I want Samosas... It’s damp and dreary here and that would be just perfect.

That's not pro. That's… amateur.

The cauliflower manchurian is the staple streetfood of Mysore, now. Wah.