Or sound out a long word.

he’s either getting ready to sneeze or fumble

I was at my aunt’s house in Yakima, Washington watching it live. My aunt was all but rolling around laughing after the replays, and then, being that I was the only one with a smartphone, she asked me to text my mom (far away, back on the East Coast) and ask “if she saw the ass-tackle!” It turns out that, in the…

The proper context here is important to my very uneducated eye. She “botches” the move at the very beginning of the routine, at which point I would have completely forgotten everything else I was supposed to do after that. But she managed to gather herself and perform really well afterwards, including an impressive…

Calls for someone with a different opinion than you to be silenced...

“IT’S A CLEVER GIRL!”

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

I know! “The Joker” is stupid. Especially when “Jock Itch” is more appropriate and right there for the taking. If this catches on like I think it will, I can’t wait for an opposing player to block his shot and then yell “Tough Actin’ Tinactin” or “Lamisil!”.

+1 my head is spinning