Don’t worry, that’s not how voting in Congress works. Not voting is equivalent to a “no” vote.

Teaching at the University of Minnesota, hilariously.

Holy god that’s dark. I laughed a lot.

That is both valid and very much in character for you. I laughed.

Yes, unusually good. Bryan Devendorf (the drummer) does not get enough credit for how much he contributes to their overall sound. He’s exceptional to the point where it’s sometimes shocking that they’re not using drum machines.

Maybe if Joffrey had quit taunting him singing Springsteen’s “I’m on Fire”?

I think it might come back to the “Nintendo’s gonna Nintendo” problem... clearly there’s a bounty of awesome ideas and styles they’ve got, but for some reason they’ve all got to be Mario games. Back in the day they had some different ideas and turned them into the two Game Boy Wario games, which were honestly two of…

Yeah, I’ve found myself procrastinating similarly with it, I’ll get through six or seven stars and then want to put it down and play something else. On one hand it’s great if you want a bite-size gaming session but on the other hand I want to want to finish before the holiday season.

I saw some footage from E3 but have been mostly trying to avoid other updates. That’s very exciting to hear.

In preparation for the release of Super Mario Odyssey in a few months (and to distract myself from the fact that I have yet to be able to acquire an actual Nintendo Switch), I’ve been playing my way through all of the actual 3D Mario games, going for 100% completion.

Man, where’s Simon Wiesenthal when you need him.

I genuinely don’t understand the system. I got out of the greys on Splinter but I still seem to be pending approval over here. Is it by site, by article, or by network?

People are shit and there is no reason to pay any of them any mind at all.

And the wicked shall scoot their bums across my new white carpet.

heckin’ good? or heaven’n good I guess.

Halp. I decided to just start from scratch for our new insect overlords and I’m immensely regretting it. Going to be grey forever.

Maybe the Kinja designers are just really into Robert Rauschenberg?

Something something CancerAIDS?

That got me the rarest of all Google screens, “your search did not match any documents.” Meh, I’ll figure it out eventually.