If Alex Smith doesn't pan out, (Which I think is entirely possible) Steve De Berg is available!

I thought what I saw was a nice gesture, but the snowballing was a little too much. Maybe for Tirico's birthday, Gruden can give him an autographed shirtless photo of Tony Kornheiser.

I would want to be euthanized before ever buying this product. Reading the comments and story made me realize that it is quite possible that while getting said lap dance, the poor college girl/single mom/ orphan has some others dudes drops of come on her ass! There needs to be a Federal investigation about this cover…

Why do I have the feeling that this is a Borat type practical joke after looking at that picture? How do we know she really is a princess? Where is her tiarra?

Brazzers is great. Well done.

This picture is not only revelant, but sexy. Being serious, I support these athletes and admire their courage. I personally think the US should boycott the Winter Olympics. The United States, if it attends, must have systems in place to ensure the safety of gay athletes.

I think Decker is great, and they have the (debatable) greatest QB of all time. I am not bashing them, but just looking at it from a gambling standpoint. I think they are very tough in a very weak division. The wild card is the Chargers. If Rivers can regain his Mojo, they could cause problems. Oakland will improve…

Very well thought out and written, Professor! Kudos.

According to Bovada.LV, just now, Denver is a co favorite at 6/1 to win the Super Bowl, and a ridiculous 2/1 Favorite to win the AFC. They will be playing without Miller for 6 games, lost Dumervil through incompetance, and will have a rookie running back. The positives are an old Peyton Manning and Wes Welker. I would…

Mr. O'Nora is very tough, but BLEW an obvious call when he should've tossed Dempster for deliberately trying to injure a player, then compounded his mistake by tossing Joe Girardi. His poor skills set up an explosive situation on a nationally televised broadcast.

I think the headline of "Melting Down," is extremely misleading. I think AROD's lawyer was impressive and professional, unlike Matt Lauer. I understand Today wants ratings, but this is a borderline manufactured story, and the lawyer needed time to review the document and access the situation. Please bring back Ann…

Another site is reporting that contrary to prevailing opinion, Dempster hit AROD not because of the PED scandal, but because AROD snubbed him at some event. I think Dempster warrants a 10 games suspension for delibereitly throwing multiple times at a player. I hope MLB ends the practice of using baseballs as weapons…

Thanks for the clarification..how about we take up a collection for ole Bill??... wait a replay of Sharknado is on, gotta bail.

Its funny how we are supposed to believe that Paul Stanley actually uttered the phrase "bang for the buck!"

I've heard ads for MLB.TV for your I phone. Would it apply to that as well? Thanks for the info.

You would think a guy like Simmons that makes as much cache as he does could get an all MLB out of market package? His tweet once again demonstrates how lacking in humor he is as a writer. I guess Bill will be resigned to watching a double feature of Breakfast Club/Pretty in Pink this afternoon.

Congrats on this charming story! There is nothing better then starting a day reading about a very bloodied troll.

Any question that asks mentions visiting a strip club, is a weak question, in my opinion. Sorry to hear he would sit next to Simmons, unless he plans to mock him?

The Dead guy from Milli Vanilli?

Greg, As a novice EPL fan, I appreciate the season opening day primer. Please excuse my ignorance, but can you clarify which team is the DALLAS COWBOYS, which team is the dallas cowboys, and which team is Jennifer Lawrence? I know who Tottenham is, and hear they have a crackerjack new Coach. Thanks.