Try it. I bet it gets boring faster than you think.

Because the genie is being detained in Gitmo. Come on. Somebody with those powers from that region was never going to be allowed back into the real world.

Getting a former all-world running back for a conditional draft pick? Can’t beat that with a stick.

Nothing to see here!

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This is Porga!!

I was bored at work so I made this.

Just let the guy play his conservative victimization card.

So they should post the same story 20 times???

“Adrian Peterson has been demoted from Saint to Cardinal.”

Genuinely shocked Big Ben didn’t win the honors this week. Seems like we would want to cut the game ball in half.

Pretty soon you’ll be narrating these in Werner Herzog voice and wondering how deep Megyn Kelly’s existential dread is below the surface of her glibness. Then dipping your toe into the pool when she invites someone to make Halloween decorations and you decide to try it, and suddenly you find yourself over your head in…

Your dedication to posting this video every. single. day. is inspiring, lol!

NEVER FORGET:

I’d be really annoyed if I left my job because they wouldn’t let me do things my way, and then some other fucker came in and did things my way

Even MG never managed to get one to concours condition! “Running condition” was also frequently beyond them…

I never tried to get my MG to concours condition. I would have been happy enough with getting more than 3000 miles out of the engine without requiring a rebuild.

Have I told you guys about that time I bought a ‘78 MGB and it ruined me for all things British? Seriously I couldn’t even wear Reeboks or watch Monty Python for a decade after owning that car. So where’s that $1800 Miata I keep hearing about?