Because the genie is being detained in Gitmo. Come on. Somebody with those powers from that region was never going to be allowed back into the real world.

Getting a former all-world running back for a conditional draft pick? Can’t beat that with a stick.

I was bored at work so I made this.

“Adrian Peterson has been demoted from Saint to Cardinal.”

Genuinely shocked Big Ben didn’t win the honors this week. Seems like we would want to cut the game ball in half.

Pretty soon you’ll be narrating these in Werner Herzog voice and wondering how deep Megyn Kelly’s existential dread is below the surface of her glibness. Then dipping your toe into the pool when she invites someone to make Halloween decorations and you decide to try it, and suddenly you find yourself over your head in…

Your dedication to posting this video every. single. day. is inspiring, lol!

NEVER FORGET:

To be fair, they actually included man-hours in the repair estimate of the Cosworth last week. That had been my biggest beef with the show from the start. Now, it’s no guarantee that the show will always include labor in the repair estimate, but they did this time.

Mike sucks. I think the whole premise of the show is a waste of time and takes away from the content worth watching.

Nope, Much like the Grand Tour situation, I guess I am happy with the content, but, Ed has the keys to my heart. Mike was the worst part of the show, there is less of him, but now there is NONE of why I watched in the first place.
Sorry not sorry, but me no likey.

I’d be really annoyed if I left my job because they wouldn’t let me do things my way, and then some other fucker came in and did things my way

Even MG never managed to get one to concours condition! “Running condition” was also frequently beyond them…

I never tried to get my MG to concours condition. I would have been happy enough with getting more than 3000 miles out of the engine without requiring a rebuild.

Have I told you guys about that time I bought a ‘78 MGB and it ruined me for all things British? Seriously I couldn’t even wear Reeboks or watch Monty Python for a decade after owning that car. So where’s that $1800 Miata I keep hearing about?

You’re a terrible human being for including CK on this list and pretending about some stuff he said 4 years ago and not about the baseless rumor your sister site keeps pushing.

What are you doing, Nick, with this whole Louis C.K. thing? Rethink your stance on this. Because, right now, unless you know something the rest of the world doesn’t know (and aren’t sharing it for some unfathomable reason), then you are standing in a pile of shit and crowing about your moral high ground.

Stop being such scumbags about this Louis CK thing. You guys made up a story. It didn’t pan out. When your BS has been debunked by everyone else including the people you attributed as sources (Jen Kirkman), it’s time to move on. This site has continued to be scumbags about this rumor by doubling down trump style. No…

Show evidence for Louis CK or shut the fuck up about him.