Seriously...Lurie may not give two shits if the Eagles win or lose, but at least he’s not a caricature of an evil rich old white dude like JJ.

Eww you’re a Cowboys fan? I thought you were cool, bro

+1 Manchurian candidate

You would think that after two decades of obscurity I would get tired of rooting against Dallas and their fans. NOPE. I remember you shitheels. They could go 2-14 for 50 years and I’ll root against them every single time. My disgust for that team is radioactive.

they also both potentially employ a rushin’ leader

Co-sign 100%. JJ’s incompetence is the gift that keeps on giving.

The Venn Diagram of Cowboys fans & Trump Supporters is the same damn circle drawn twice on top of each other.

As an Eagles fan who probably won’t see a Super Bowl in this lifetime, watching Cowboys fans suffer in due to an inevitable collapse is my heroin. May GM Jerry Jones live forever.

I have never felt more sympathy for Cowboys fans than I do at this very instant, having just finished this article.

I haven’t started reading yet. I want to savor it. But I just wanted to say that as a Cowboys fan, I’ve been looking forward to this the most! Let the suffering begin!

Love this.

You know, this will probably not be seen but I’ll take the time to type this out anyway.

After watching President Clinton’s speech I can now say I won’t be holding my nose and voting for Hillary. I learned a lot about who she is a person from his anecdotes. That woman did more in her 20's to make a difference in people’s lives than most people ever do. And she wasn’t doing it for political ambition. She…

I teared up when the glass shattered. What a time to be alive, indeed. Fucking took us long enough!

“I was at the convention and saw half or so of the audience just get up and leave at once after Hillary won the nomination”

Now get all your friends to vote.

See ya!

Ok. Bye!

I think it’s traditional for the nominee to show in person on Thursday after all the build up

I didn’t think I’d get so emotional about this candidacy, but I was absolutely balling like a baby at this.