as much as I can’t stand Goodell, I find it hard to believe anything freakin Mark Wahlberg says. Interesting timing given his beloved Tom Brady decided not to appeal.

We’re going to have to agree to disagree here. Boardwalk was amazing.

Who heads Deadspin’s “Department for Finding Awkward Pictures”

“Good Vibrations” his only hit you say? Obviously you forgot about the hard hitting track “Good Vibrations”. C’mon man, know your early nineties rappers, ok?

Remember Playmakers? Great show that ESPN killed after 1 season because the NFL put pressure on them. It covered issues of gay players, drug tests, racial stuff, concussions, etc. We need a new Playmakers.

FACK MAWKY MAWK! THAT’S WHY GODDELL WOULD NAWT REDUCE TAWMMIE BRADY’s SUSPENSION. GAWDDAMN CONSPIRACY!

Are you implying that Ballers was ever watchable in the first season?

Goodell should have spoken up sooner. His inaction allowed Wahlberg to not stop 9/11 and to make The Happening.

I’d like to call Mark Wahlberg to tell him how painfully meh Ballers is. A show with Dwayne Johnson and Rob Corddry as leads is bland and mostly unfunny. And good lord, the portrayal of women. Bechdel is rolling over in her grave.*

*I know she’s not dead.

Precisely. Notice the technique; using centrifugal force, perfect launch angle and, of course, the follow through. Just great form. I’m encouraged by this younger generation of professionals.

Golfing is fun!

Jay Cutler is a fucking idiot.

I can't believe you're writing that either...

The difference is that Tom and Jerry, Old-School Bugs etc. were actually funny.

All you have to worry about is the kid hating you.

Yup.

Well aren't you just a special little snowflake?

It may be a little presumptuous of me to say, but I suspect your kid may have other... um... difficulties as he/she gets older.

Is there an alert that goes off whenever a TV related article is posted to notify the pretentious "In MY house, we don't watch television" crowd or does the publishing software just add it automatically? (And I always read it in the most Thurston Howell voice possible. I think it's the oh SO annoying capitalized…