I am grey here but I almost posted a comment the other day just saying:

“.......but I don’t want to be king. I just want to......sing (music swells)

Is that not kind of weird?

Reminds me: Did this place even cover the Ken Burn’s country music doc?

This.

This place owes me a scroll wheel. Mine just burst into flames.

“The girthy ursines have spent all summer chowing down on salmon, berries, and whatever else they can get their claws on....”

“The whole story was right there all along - if you were paying attention!”

All of the “Ew’s” to all of this.

I had always assumed this was the work of a bored taxidermist.

“As much as I feel I should be sick of him, I’m not. Because he’s a good comic actor.”

He’s a modern day Salman Rushdie!

That’s a lot of shaking butt for one half time show.

Pretty sure just thinking about clicking the link to that video gave me an STD.

One of (if not the) best hours of standup ever produced. The timing, the voices the whole thing. Just in your face laugh out loud comedy.

“SEA”

“Also, the White House accidentally sent House Democrats a copy of their talking points on this whistleblower drama. LOL:”

I swear, in the early 80's there was kind of a modern jazz band that was called “Group 17". They sounded like Jeff Beck? (Or maybe I was just listening to Jeff Beck at the same time.)

Have heard bearded homeless dudes, pushing shopping carts down the street having more coherent conversations with themselves. He makes Jaden seem like a young Sagan!

So stupid it is then.