My first thought after my most severe crash (one where I snapped both of my achilles tendons) was: Gee - I think I’ll pass out now.

Hah. I especially remember that one because - that’s my Taco! (Not really mine but ....you know)

Recently they widened paved county road in my area. Noticed the new concrete driveway culverts were sloped in the direction of traffic and thought: That will make a hell of a launch ramp for somebody.

Basically sums up her entire inexplicable career:

Read the book saw the first movie and - made it through episode 2 of this season.

Just finished listening to Dern on WTF...what a slog: Not because of Dern but because of Maron.

Came out in 1976. The Shinning (Simpsons) came out in 80.

So “Burnt Offerings”?

Like this one? Oh wait...

Heh..heh..heh! (Eddie Murphy laugh)

He was absolutely ubiquitous back then though - after this schlock came out.

Oh god no!

As another stale but still thinks it is relevant comedic enterprise would put it:

We will not “become his willing thralls!”.

I was going to compare it to Kane or 2001. But then I watched it again and saw the dog smile at the end...

This is the most wonderful thing ever filmed.

Both times PAD (People against drugs) and DARE (???) sent cops to my school, they lit up joints so we could “identify the smell” - and their samples disappeared.

It’s true.

.....but when I drink beer (so many..many beers) alone they call me “a drunk” or an “alcoholic”.