I just assume I am clean shaven back in the real universe.

I listened to the whole audio. If you haven’t don’t do it. It is profoundly and horribly sad.

The best thing about this video:

“Q” Revealed.

Hah. Do these Nazi fuckwits actually expect some kind of welcome summer-y afternoon party in Blue POC filled DC?

-1 flock of seagulls

Maybe Bean will finally gain academy recognition with one of their new awards: Lifetime Achievement Award For Most Deadtime Achievements

I prefer to think of them as monkeycatsrats.

The contradictory testimony he will give to the Russian Senate stooges and a civil court empowered to empty the Wiki bank accounts...I guess?

“There is no crying in baseball!”

On the 36th floor ledge, the Minneapolis building climbing racoon encounters some unexpected visitors.

Maybe he poked his eye out?

Calling Davy Crockett: Restore the balance!

If this were a Stephen King story, there would be some squawky beaked justice dealt out in the forest later that night.

A violent untimely demise ..of crows.

Crows are smart as hell (maybe not that specific crow apparently), they even mourn their dead and racoons are nasty over-sized rats with tiny creepy human hands.

Or? He could just be the “Jackass” Obama said he was?

It was quite popular and plentiful - since you could actually order a machine that would transform ditch weed into potent hash - from a magazine. It was called an “ISO”, I think because you used isopropyl alcohol in the process.

This.