She waits for things and ...stuff!

I have been boycotting Adult Swim since they aired that appalling documentary series focusing on a poverty stricken squid family in southern Georgia.

Don’t think he would last 5 seconds with Arnold. It might take Maria Shriver 5 minutes to chase him down in a ring and dispatch his pudgy ass though... He is after all - remarkably brave.....

Your mom thinks I am pretty handy. She has pretty mouth...but you probably knew that already.

“I say “was” too rich, because he’s been running on fumes the past few decades”

“they will pay a price like few countries have ever paid before.”

Horseshit.

“Ageing has become the experience of awakening each new day to observe people experience things as thundering epiphany - that you had assumed were common knowledge for several decades”. - Me

Damnit. Jinx. Didn’t scroll down.

“Umm.....candygram.”

Hey now! That evil baroness Martha Stewart paid dearly for her part in crashing the global economy as well.

You guys with you fancy “Wild Turkeys” and “Old Grandads”....pphh!

Don’t really need my victory gin / vodka potato juice sent to space.

And that message is:

Sometimes, when you turn over a rock, all the little insects are temporarily stunned by the light and need a little poke with a stick to start scurrying in earnest.

What would have added to the hilarity is if they also made one of their common chyron oopsies and put an (R) in front of her name. The way they will put a (D) next to the name of Republicans caught in sex scandals or looting the treasury.

Actually, its young Dan Aykroyd (without haircut). Easy mistake.

There are now 3 Aces in my small town.