A decade..me too:

I worked at a mall record store in the early 80's. Right around the corner (not in the food court but in the main thoroughfare) there was a soft pretzel shop called...something Pretzels? ..anyway. Their pretzels were perfect and you could get cups of melted cheese to dip - but even better they had beer on tap served…

*Drug dealers who narc out their friends to get lighter sentences.

That one was sooo much better than when SNL was portraying her as just a simple harried soccer mom trying to do a job.

Will you replace this column with one called: Impotent Rage Rants?

Could be..

The only thing ruining the likeness is the ..uh...clown thing...the one in the upper left rather- has kinder eyes.

She eats the errant children that occasionally wander on to the grounds of the White House.

The “systemic issues” are inside the “system”. They can only be dealt with inside the system and to get inside the system -you have to win elections.

Why...why in the name of all that is sane...is anyone still on Facebook?

“It’s not hard to understand for anyone who’s been paying attention to politics since 2000.”

Trump heard about the first part of that story (because he can’t read) thinks oranges are lemons and that is - the rest of the story.

“Which is almost always a Dem.”

That was when I quit eating his nasty product.

Watched the Rachel clip this morning where she was nearly in tears over the Putin tongue bath. Every one of them should feel and act the same way.

“A day that will live as - probably just another day on the calendar, I don’t know.....what do you people want jeez..!” - FDR

Given that he is a known golf cheater, surprised he didn’t just go with: I call mulligan!

Maybe the algorithm has gained sentience and was watching CNN all week..

He meant there was no “collision” As in a collision between Putty’s nuts and his chin.

Long past the point of rage at the Republicans for lacking spines - which is completly in character.