Hah! My wish is their command.

There are in my state too. (I also think they look just fine) - Because I am in an oil producing state governed by a super majority of oil baron fellating morons.

“Whose got your “Stinger” now?” - Ford to mangled group of bystanders

Just another flailing desperate attempt to convince his dim bulb base that Mueller and the deep state are conspiring to bring him down. All part of the twisted PR battle he wants to weaponize in order to fight the consequences of his massive criminally.

How has this not been posted yet?

Goth Santa is my hero. He needs a Go Fund Me.

You forgot to include: Crazy bout Elvis.

There is a scene in the Sopranos where Edie Falco’s character (Tony’s wife) is sitting on the couch as a dog food commercial plays on the TV. The dog frolics around a yard as the narrator talks about how much we love our pets. The scene moves back to her face which is now covered in tears.

I love this era of pretending everybody is having a civil discourse while an insane clown disassembles democracy.

Since you went to the trouble of correcting me twice, just have to say - I am familiar with the term. Just try to avoid using words that send people off onto a google search because 9 out of 10 will just - skip it.

It is if you’re born rich and manage to stay that way.

Some people imagine the whole world as merely a projection being played in their minds where nobody is really - real - but them.

It’s like, while some people debate the definition or symptoms of the sociopath: Trump goes out and makes it real for you day after day.

Hmm. Depends on the port of call.

Ok genius: Whats that thing they pour out on a strippers butt then huh?

Meg-wyn just unsheathed her cocktail sword at a light saber fight.

Needs a Kim Jon Ill uncle ending for Tom.

A common condition among mutant dwarfs.

Nailed it. (or pegged it at least)

Board the DC-9's! The volcanoes are erupting!