I, for one, am adoring Jay’s “Pandemic-edition” videos. No PR people marketing a new vehicle. No videos that almost feel like an “obligation” that Jay is trudging through. Just him and one of his own cars, or a car he’s borrowing, that he is truly, truly passionate about.

Quick, somebody shine the Penske Signal into the night sky!

That’s easy, you make your vehicle out of the thing you’re smuggling (might not work for smuggling people).

Get a big ol’ Kenworth with an outlandish western scene painted on the trailer. Then use a 77 Trans Am Special Edition to run blocker. Keep in touch via CB to avoid those Smokeys. Then get Eastbound and down.

I think the double pumper and the dual quad are sexual acts

Louvers need to make a comeback.

Mitch McConnell is about as useful as the new slideshow format.

J. Blinkerton Torchworth III, Esquire

Blinkerton Torchworth III, Esquire

At this point completely drawn in, I grabbed the cross-stitched email from my valet’s hand (one of his duties is to cross-stitch the day’s email) and delivered him a hard ‘thank-you’ slap across his face.

I have an article coming about that very topic!

I know I’m in the minority here, but I like Santino.

The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year.

Could it be from the João Carlos Witnais catalog?

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude

I don’t mind 6 cilindros, but I prefer my Ladas in two-tone.

All the Homologation Specials from the 90's. 1993 Kawasaki ZX7r, Yamaha R7 with race kit, Honda RC-45 with race kit. US Spec 955 of the Ducati 916

My Dream: all the bikes in my garage run.

Maybe if you quit joking around and sent them serious questions they might respond?

Well, he’ll announce when it’s full.