This was also the time when much of the county was still in black and white due to austerity programs implemented at the beginning of WWII.

We’ll summarize the drivel below (actually above).

1st gear: The Passport was a rebadged Rodeo, not a Trooper

5th Gear: OTA updates are great. Just remember that Tesla is willing to remove options as well as update things.

Illustrations... have been floating around since at least 2015.

Only once has a sponsorship influenced my behavior, but it likely wasn’t the effect they had in mind.

I assume you’re mostly looking for feedback on what people want out of motorsport coverage here on Jalopnik, right? That’s how I read your article but I think some of my fellow Jalops took it in a little more open-ended kind of way.

The 2020 VW Harlequin Golf.

“Yes, a four-wheel electric tricycle. You know, like a biped with a third leg, or a five-legged quadrupedal dog...”

Pole vault.

Would Richard Thompson write a song about it?

Spider tire, spider tire, covers ground like it’s on fire. Can it climb up the walls? Probably, if you have the balls. Lookout! Here comes the spider tire.

Kristen’s underwear:

Word for-

Can we just take a moment to find whoever tarped and strapped that load, and shake his hand?

Why did he turn?

OH HELL NO. WE CORRECT YOU. HATE. MAIL. ONTHEMOTHERFUCKINGWAY.

This is peak Torchinsky. Please never change.