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On all but Batman I concur. I think Batman is one of the most interesting characters ever created because he EARNED his rep. He never gets shit handed to him, or has other people bail his ass out all the time; yeah, his deus ex machina moments are often, but they're always Wayne-Tech machina. I feel similarly about…

That was really well produced. Best part was the most canon thing EVER about Batman: "I never underestimate," ANYTHING/ANYONE, Bruce is the penultimate planner and schemer, nobody out does Batman if he has time to plan. His intellect and will are his superpowers and what he uses to be better than anyone who would…

Ah of course, Darth Realistically — the most down-to-earth Sith Lord there ever was.

Batman vs Hulk? Batman wins. (It's cannon)

Batman vs. Bane? Batman loses, then wins (even with a broken back).

That other video was straight BS. Batman always wins. Always.

Damn it. LOL.

Well, technically Eli only has one. He lost the other one in the ball pit at a McDonald's PlayPlace.

Donnell was later heard arguing vehemently with Port Authority police that because the plane got two wheels down, it technically had landed in bounds.

Flight Attendant: Emergency workers on the way, and we are working on a way to allow you to safely leave the plane. Please let women and children exit the plane first, and then-

Haha.... But those 2 SB rings, tho

So Larry crash lands on snow and gets a nice Instagram moment...the same thing happens to Josh Hamilton and he gets judged and possibly suspended.

In related news, Eli would like to let everyone know he was on a train that went "choo choo."

Figures. Everything that touches this guy gets dropped.

Is it written into the Gawker contract that at least one white person jab must be made in every comment section post by every author?

You've spared yourself the disappointment of having expectations of said video.