Oh but if I went ‘round sayin’ I was President, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away.

Help help! I’m being repressed!

Fired. Publicly shamed. Had his social media account fact-checked, and had an article written about a comedy skit he did in college 5 years ago.

Kind of glossing the whole being fired from Google and being publicly shamed nationwide thing a little, aren’t you?

Yeah, engs aren’t usually the type to perform.