No true Scotsman would do such a thing.

You ever try parking while looking out of two holes cut into a sheet?

Yeah, there’s criticizing this decision and then there’s “pack it in folks, she’s basically Scott Walker.”

This is a fascinating, tragic read.

It’s not acknowledgment, it’s hand-waiving. It’s cowardly and pathetic. It’s like saying Jared Fogle’s opinion on child welfare shouldn’t tatter his sandwich selling legacy.

Ignore the people telling you to chill. Spot on comment.

What the fuck is this fucking sentence? Jesus. “Say what you will about this guy who perpetuates ‘no girls allowed’ toxic masculinity in the alt-right redpill breeding ground and drops n-bombs with the weak-ass 90s-era ‘just singin’ along brah!’ excuse, he presses buttons good!” is a fucking idiotic take. A n-bomb is…

I cannot think of the Magic Castle without remembering this Paul F. Tompkins bit. Give it a listen when you have a few minutes:

Why should I be “civil” to people who literally think I am less of a man because of the color of my skin?  White supremacy will scream about civility while calling us niggers and we're supposed to be nice when we tell them theyre assholes? Yeah.......no.

Patronizing racists by pandering to their need to believe they are not racists doesn’t make them less racist, either. In the end, calling racists by their name is not an action intended to make them less racist. It’s an action intended to, in whatever small way we can, legitimize the experience of the victims of…

Conservatives do not have a monopoly on racism or defense of racism.

Yeah, trying to get people aware of the reality that we’re on a path to making earth uninhabitable, is “self-righteousness”.

A sinkhole opens up at the production studio. As everyone plummets to their doom you can hear a unified cry, “Now that I’ve realized I have a stake in society I’ve realized my nihilism was really just petty and self-absorbtioooooooooooon...”

This was so unnecessary. She could have just easily said, “OMG how could I forget?! I’m in good company ;)” and kept it moving. Instead she went all #WhiteFilmsMatter and it’s becoming a thing now.

Swear my ass shoulda gone into PR

Sounds like she wasn’t having a Super Fun Night. She needs a better PR team because her tweets were less than Pitch Perfect. I have no more puns because those are the only things I know she was in.

That’d be a great show....for me to poop on.

If anyone doubts this statement go watch Mandy.

Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

I’m starting to think that its POC that should be wearing body cameras 100% of the time, and not just the police.

A white girl called mean “uppity nigger” in 8th grade. My two Irish friends covered the corridor for me and lied when asked where I was as I followed fat girl Becky into the bathroom. I slapped her beet red and wrapped her hair around her neck and dunked her head six times in a clear toilet (one for each letter in the…