can he take jose mourinho with him?

no.

my personal experience with stoya was watching her tear down my wife for wanting to do a (non-porn) photo shoot with james. stoya was nasty, vindictive, and vicious, and lied copiously in her own blog post about the whole thing. it was some serious woman-on-woman bullshit.

i’m so glad this guy is making sure there’s more drunk driving in texas. what an excellent use of his skills.

Hey German bankers—maybe, after you wipe up the mess left by your biggest manufacturer VW and your most important sports event the 2006 WC, you can get back to lecturing the Greek people about what morally loose people they are.

the statement did not continue: “where normally we’d allow you to continue having your children learn to play a sport which results in permanent irreversible brain injury from a very young age, can lead to fatalities as it has four times THIS MONTH, and is associated with pretty much every core evil known to american…

why is a kid who goes to umass hanging out at uconn? storrs < amherst.

having lived near enough to that neighborhood that i taught my son to ride his bike, right there on that block, i can appreciate the humor this whole thing engenders, but also too: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE MY FUCKING CHILDREN PLAY THERE YOU PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT.

this shit is inevitable, is a feature, not a bug, of this sport. it’s not right, and i’m pretty sure that most of you in the newsroom at gawker are aware of how fucked up it is, but still you cover it like it’s just a thing! dude hurt his head for some reason! wonder why.

he “got a pretty good shot there” because...is there a because?

good news, he was doing it in the service of making sure that his coach and AD make lots of money all off of his hard work. if the injury sticks, he’ll lose his scholarship and not have his insurance cover long term damage.

that just the colts keeping the fans in the game. NFL Preseason: where only the injuries matter.

at this point being a fan of the NFL is exactly the same as voting republican.

a true story: my first job out of college (and the reason i dropped out of same) was to work for Gore Vidal, doing research and general factotum-ing. while i was researching the calling of a constitutional convention for a piece he was writing, he came to LA to speak at Fairfax High School about his historical novels.…

as long as reporters conflate “protecting a source” with “protecting a powerful source who lied to me” we will never have a chance to at good reporting. period.

yesterday, i feared for your family’s well-being. TODAY I RIDE WITH YOU IN VICTORY ACROSS THE CHARRED HELLSCAPE OF BATMAN’S CHOAD-RIDDEN SOUL.

cool. i’m glad that my kid’s public school option is so shitty because we don’t have any money and there’s no bullet trains in this country and the bridges are falling apart and we can’t invest in renewable energy and so on.

this sort of magnification of small differences can create the worst kind of racism. when i first moved to LA in the early nineties i played in a soccer league of salvadorans (called, confusingly, nueva guatemala) and the endless racism (all black players nicknamed “Negro”, all the coaches white and called “profe” )…

In Touch, in all seriousness, has to be a dark horse for a Pulitzer.

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