You're overthinking this. What are you, a PANSY?!

Don't forget Howard Ashman and Noel Coward!

The President was a patsy for a Russian dictator? Phew, I'm glad that's never happened again!

I mean, if you're going up against Penderecki for a horror film score, it's nothing to feel bad about!

Sometime you can hear it though! Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture is more campy than Susan Sontag in a Carmen Miranda hat.

You rang?

Well that's what they get for always posting "First!" on AV Club articles

Man, that's what my boss said at my last performance review.

True! And her work as the "Banksy" character has really revolutionized street art.

Maybe for his next career move he'll be a lobbyist for the health insurance, private prison, and gun industries! He certainly has the required moral experience.

I thought my gay brain was just playing tricks on me, but Leonard the henchman in North by Northwest always seemed to have a pretty obvious unrequited crush on Vandamm, and his hatred of Eva Marie Saint was more out of jealousy than suspicion.

It's almost as if she's lived her whole life in a family that was already incredibly rich and famous by the time she was born!

I started my life in an old, cold, rundown tenement slum. (tenement slum!)

WRONG DEMON!

"Lo, yon horse-drawn dungcart hath transfigur'd itself into the form of a stinking wooden man. I confess, I know not whether to be afeared or to laugh!" - Shakespeare, 1598

My PTA made some funny instructional videos about Prom Safety and Drunk Driving, but I think it's a stretch to call them Oscar-worthy.

Too bad, his role in Magnolia was perfect (perhaps because it was so close to reality…)

"That's a Stretch, Internet!"

You're right, it's not quite their time of the season.

You can tell by their distinctive markings: