Hey man what's with the hostility? Take it slow!
Thaaaats where we oughta go
Way down to…..

Hot take: Odessey & Oracle is better than both.

Case in point: I was a bright "gifted" kid who literally did all of the thing "child genius" you listed above and I was, in hindsight, a pretty giant self-absorbed asshole.

The A.V. Club

Yeah, somebody needs to check the Brennan household's paint for lead content. In the first two seasons they were goofballs, now they seem to be actually mentally disabled. At least Hawk got the promotion he deserved!

What's going on with these comments? Did this article get cross-posted on Breitbart?

I watched that Ghostbusters scene as an 8-year-old and had no idea what was going on.

They Shoot Henchmen, Don't They?

the world is round, it turns me on.
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Actually, as gay Ivy League grad who struggles to integrate his new husband into his weird-ass college friend group, this speaks to me!

It was excruciating how no one (not even Lucy!) comforted Bobby in that moment and was like "oh a picture of your raped and murdered high school girlfriend, I can see how that might be upsetting!" Instead they all just stared him like "Wow, pull yourself together weirdo."

"fails in ways that challenge your preconceptions of human error" - I'm gonna have to use that zinger at work sometime!

"NOT ALL BROWNSHIRTS!"

He should include a side quest mini-game where you have to run around a southern town and get points for every Confederate flag you rip down.

Great Job, Internet!
A garbage child robot

Would have loved to witness the 1913 premiere of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring! It was so avante-garde that the ballet audience rioted and started throwing things at the orchestra. The Altamont of the early-modern era.

Yes, it was consensual and of-age, just super inappropriate from an employer-employee perspective, and (as scandals do) had a way of implicating/disrupting nearly everyone in the small cozy dept. Most of it broke after I had already left, so I just enjoyed reading it deliciously in the school paper.

Don't upvote too soon - I ended up switching to a boring ol' History major by graduation because 1) the Egyptology dept was racked by a fairly lurid and disruptive sex scandal and 2) the revolution and subsequent anarchy in Egypt made the idea ever doing fieldwork pretty unrealistic.

"oh no it's a big bug"
"OH NO IT'S AN EVEN BIGGER BUG!"
"OH NO WE'VE FALLEN INTO A NEST FULL OF BUGS THAT ARE EVEN BIGGER!"
(45 minutes pass)
"WHOA MAN THESE ARE JUST THE BIGGEST BUGS EVER, AM I RIGHT?

Might one say…..Newtral?