It's great at pulling off the quick-joke-as-characterization, even during exposition.

Fun fact: I majored in Egyptology for several semesters and our hieroglyphics professor was actually a huge only-half-ironic fan of the movie.

And tiny tiki zombie-mummies!

Ugh I was talking about the new Ghostbusters movie with some coworkers a while back and mentioned casually how I liked the set up but how it fell apart and felt rushed in the third act.

"Camelot Court. Red door."
"Ok, but like I said, it's dark so it's, uh, it's hard to see the color. You don't know your address?"
"Red door."

Ugh and a mysterious British spy named "Mr. Steele"? How cliché and cheesy can you get!

It's true, I'm a New Yorker and I place all human beings on one of two lists:
1) People to whom I'm allowed to say "GET DA FUCK OUTTA HEEYAH!"
2) People who are allowed to say that to me.

(pounds fists on table)
PEE TAPE! PEE TAPE! PEE TAPE!

Trump's aides scheduled him in a rally with a bunch of Christian Fundamentalist nuts in Ohio today with the explicitly-stated purpose of keeping him distracted during the testimony and off of Twitter.

She self-actualized!

I was a baby when Twin Peaks came out and my parents apparently watched the whole series with me half-asleep in the room. I rewatched it as teen (and many times since) and I'll never forget how instantly nostalgic and familiar the music seemed - I don't know if that's just a testament to Badalamenti, or if I was…

In dreeeeams I walk with you. In dreams I talk to youuuu.
In dreams you're mine, all of the time
We're together in dreams, In dreeeeams.

Pun of the Year Award.
Judges awarded extra points for syncing it with today's date and including all three subjects. [polite applause]

I'm also partial to the scene where Tom Hanks's Colonel-Sanders-meets-William-Faulkner is forced to give an impromptu poetry recital to a bunch of smitten old church ladies…and chooses Poe.

Yeah, you really gotta serve those when they're fresh. You wait past the sell-by date and they'll start doing that.

The United States of America
Lots of people making lots of money getting upset over dumb stuff.

Please let it be true.

Fun fact: Michael Cera is my next door neighbor and always seems to be grocery shopping at the same time as me. He's always wearing a big knit winter cap, even when it's fairly warm.

My guess was that Coop's inability to be correctly transported into this world (ie getting sucked back because Coopleganger was still around), caused the door between the worlds to be left open too long and some other nasty from the Black Lodge slipped through - we know from Mike's backstory that Bob isn't the only…

Eh sounds like my morning commute on the G train.