You've got your currents reversed there - wall sockets are AC (generated by a rotating dynamo at the power plant), whereas batteries, including car batteries, are DC (generated by a one-directional chemical reaction).

That sounds like a winner to me! Some say it's more of a fall/winter drink, but I say there are no rules.

I'm sure he'd be slattered to hear you say that!

Bob, I. Wa-ant. Aalll. Myy. Covfefe. (pain and suffering).

^ Wax Willy

Asmodeus, drumming fingers, staring out brimstone window: "sigh Why does no one ever call anymore?"

A tiny paper flag with a photo of the specified fruits printed on it.

Sounds like you'd enjoy a Penicillin!

I know I saw Stephen Miller lurking by a dumpster behind a diner on Mullholland Drive.

He's the personality of Richard III with the talents of Nick Bottom - a scheming, groping, power-seeker who's actually just a loudmouthed hack.

He used to be able to inflate that waddle in a show of dominance over other males, and to attract mates - but sadly in his old age it's lost all muscle tone, and just dangles from his jowls like an empty scrotum.

And Fargo itself: "So you're sayin'…what are you sayin'?"

She repeats it back with bored disbelief: "24 exactly?"
I understood it to mean "you and I both know you pulled that stat out of your ass, and it's not gonna work on me."

Well that's probably why you were the valedictorian of Backwater High School.

Soorry!

They never make it to Coney Island, due to "train traffic" at 96th street, a "rail condition" at Union Sq and an "earlier incident" at DeKalb. Thank you for your patience.

Escape from NY Reboot: "In the year 2019 - America is a hellish autocratic dystopia…"
American Audience: "Hm yeah, sounds about right."

As long as the bad guy's limousine still has literal chandeliers instead of headlights.

I'd settle for watching Trudeau give him a good ol Canadian uppercut to his jowly orange jaw.

I usually prefer to keep my ring finger folded down as I go in for a shake, and then tickle their palm with it as we grasp. Never fails to get a reaction.