Like the mute Asian research assistant in the newest Kong movie. I wonder if she got extended scenes in the Chinese market as well?

Man, I remember the Museum of Estuaries And Stuff! My class used to go the MoEAS all the time on fieldtrips!
I still have a giftshop t-shirt from their "Fjords, Etc." exhibit in '94.

Do you traumatize them with graphic stories of how you lost your other hand?

I loved his self-awareness about how every single goddamn crime show wants to compare itself to Twin Peaks/Lynch and how that's a dangerous cliché. Don't know a lot of college kids with that kind of insight. I also don't know a lot of college kids.

I can confirm that he also, this past August, got a beer at an outdoor café next to my office in Brooklyn with his twin brother.

"Please don't tell anyone how I live"
-The Internet

Yeah maybe he'll be our Key & Peele this season!

Go back to Mars, Dr. Manhattan!

Yes, I'm sure it's fine for what it is, but I struggle to think of a topic that sounds LESS fascinating than a period golfing biopic.

Clearly you haven't spent much time in Australia.

However, I've found they can lose their characteristic crispness when enjoyed in 3D.

"This movie is red-hot! I mean, really smokin'!"
-St. Lawrence

A lot of Borges stories also explore fantastical cities, often presented as a historian describing a mysterious letter written about a lost journal containing an undated map once found in an arcane library mentioned in an ancient Persian legend that….

They've all gone back to their home planet - they could see what was coming in 2017 and knew it was time for their vacation to end.

"Detective Morgan Freeman, the Commissioner is on the line and he is NOT happy. Man you're lucky he's your dad, or else you'd be out on your ass!"

"NO, I DON'T WANT NO SCRUBS. SCRUBS IS A SHOW THAT CAN'T GET NO LOVE FROM ME." - Morgan Freeman.

*Ailes, fecaloid and jowled*

The United States of America
Generally nice people but have some shockingly callous views of their fellow human beings

He pretty.

That's covered under "wiggling around crying".