That's right! The actor you thought was Chris Evans was in fact Tilda in heavy prosthetics!

And we can't forget Burn After Reading

That's the one who left One Direction, right?

Is this a cross-post from the Lovecraft article comments?

I was at a party that Aziz Ansari attended, and my tall-ish boyfriend didn't even notice because wee Aziz was literally out of his field of vision.

Oh, so this isn't a biopic about the director of Transformers?

No one is! It's panda-monium!

In this analogy, are the Entities major movie studios and record labels?

Perfect! I think I'll pour myself a Gin and Chthonic and read a few!

Cthulu was really big and scary and old and mean. He was asleep but now he was awake and angry. It made me crazy. It was bad.

Norman Greenbaum is the only praise music I need!

My husband's family (Italian Catholics of varying devotion) are all in Seattle and they have told me a TON of sketchy stories about Mars Hill and its leader in particular.
Among other things, apparently they've been opening innocuous-looking unbranded coffee shops around town and using the proceeds to fund virulently…

He certainly had his favorite words though - I need a Complete Works version that replaces every use of "chthonic" and "cyclopean" with a synonym.

Here in Brooklyn, I live down the street from one of his homes!

Then Corden unbuckles Trump's seatbelt and drives the Karaokemobile at 90mph into a bridge pylon, sacrificing himself to save our country.

Alaska Thunderfuck
Pandora Boxx
Latrice Royale
Laganja Estranja

The Bullet Farm will reject the corporate agri-business model and grow only organic farm-to-table bullets.

More post-apocalyptic madness? Well you could just vote for you-know-who in November and hurry that wish along!

Even worse - he eats 95% of the container and then puts it back in the fridge, leaving 3 spoonfuls for his roommates.

Look, his goth-rock schtick may be too flamboyant for some, but I don't think it's criminal!