Then you should visit my workplace at 3pm on any Friday when the boss isn't in town.

Please, the preferred historical term is The Gibsonaissance or The Great Melightenment.

On all the Bourne posters at my subway stop, underneath the tagline "YOU KNOW HIS NAME", someone with a marker has helpfully scrawled "yes i do, his name is matt damon."

He's on Grindr?!

Caught in a landsliiiide…
Like that Russian actor in today's article written by Ignatiy…

The plot thickens:
JK Simmons is the voice of the Yellow M&M
JK Simmons co-starred with Michael Cera and Jason Bateman in Juno
Michael Cera and Jason Bateman co-starred with Tony Hale in Arrested Development
Tony Hale is the spokesman for Yellow M&Ms.

Delaware? That's the state where 10ft-tall blue people worship magic trees, right?

"You can't do this! It ain't right! It ain't the law!"

You just need to get #00FF00 your high horse!

I'm imagining a sort of telescoping steel apparatus. Lots of whirring motors and hissing pneumatics.

"flop sweat, ambitious but poorly maintained mustaches, and ratty jackets." - wait, are we talking about today's Brooklyn?

Q: "What are people from England called?"
A: "My neighbor is from England and he's called Dave."

To be fair, a lot of the people who worked on Toaster later went on to create Toy Story - it's sort of a spiritual sequel.

Does it have scene where a character channeling Shining-era Jack Nicholson commits suicide on screen after realizing he's been abandoned by the only person he loved and is powerless to pursue him?

"Sit down mommy, I have the most fascinating tale to tell you about the day Billy put lunch meat on Susie's face.
-ahem-
Chapter the First
In which our hero enters the lunchroom and encounters the myriad characters found therein…"

"Good, good let the twee flow through you!"

"So he lived on his own underground. He lived on his own underground. He lived on his own underground…"

Shkreli could develop the cure for cancer and donate it for free to the world, and I'd still have an itching to punch that face.

"There is no Podcast but Serial and Sarah Koenig is its Prophet"

"I like your Christ.
I do not like your Christians.
I LOOVVVE your Dolly Parton, though!"
-Mahatma Gandhi