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Is that photo from the upcoming Bioshock: Infinite move?

That's a purgin'

#AintNoSunshineWithHer

Life, uh, finds a way!

COMING ATTRACTION
"Pong Four: Part II: 3rd Installment: Now the Pixel is Down In That Corner"

Starring Meryl Streep, Steve Carrell, and extra-cranky Tommy Lee Jones?

"Who? Oh yeah her. Um I think she died?"

He's in Bottle Rocket, Wes Anderson's first movie!

He's sexed by terror-addicts.

You could say it's 'Less Than Meets The Eye'

"We've tested their blood samples - the pluckichlorian levels are off the charts!"

"Destroying ASIA?! That was NOT in scope! Did you even read the Gantt charts I prepared? Just wait till the Director of Intergalactic Project Management hears about this."

"I came here to give A's and spell my name…and I'm all outta A's"

What we need now is a heartbreaking 5-minute Pixar opening short about the star-crossed romance between a horseshoe and a hand grenade, never quite getting close enough to each other.

I think they're at least a little bit self-aware…I mean, they included Toy Story dolls in the piles of junk that were choking Earth at the beginning of WALL-E.

Still holding out hope for a good Bioshock movie…some day.
I think it has one of the more film-able plots, especially if they expanded the timeline before the game and dramatized the fall of Rapture, really digging into the failure of the Ryan's idealism and his increasing mania.

At least they stopped before their fourth-string title option: "The Second Movie in the Now You See Me Franchise"

If he wins, the prize is plastic surgery to finally remove the hams that have been tragically grafted to his wrists since birth.

See also: Kirsten Dunst.

"When his beloved home is invaded by evil pipes, this bumbling short-winged bird will need to overcome his greatest fear: flying.