The A.V. Club
"Surprisingly graphic and shocking in isolation"

I always griped that this one aunt gave me dishtowels ever year, until I became adult enough to realize that I used her gifts the most.
A year is about the maximum lifespan of a dishtowel, after which no amount of washing and bleaching can remove its grimy stank.

Wuthering Heights 3: Attack of the Brontësaurus

"Oh, jeez, Scotty…yeah"

He'll be ok, he can head down to Florida with Pearl and Marty!

I disagree - certainly tragic things happen (foremost being mom Jean Lundegaard's casual off-screen murder), but the resolution is a pretty textbook, even Shakespearean, comedy.

Ralph Fiennes, Tilda Swinton, and Michael Gambon? Was Wes Anderson the casting director?

Lars Von Trier's Chiphomania

I've got it: Peggy and Hanzee are ancient aliens from rival planets, locked in a never-ending battle across the galaxy.

(Quiet aside) "Hon, did you stab our hostage?"

In the finale someone will be jamming out to an old Llewyn Davis tune on their car radio.

Maybe the mysterious lights are actually the new model of Selectric and poor Skip wasn't lying about them being spaceships, really.

"Shar-wow Rondongo"

"Where is Pancakes House?"
"What?"
"We stop at Pancakes House."
"What…are you nuts? We had pancakes for breakfast! Gotta go to a place where I can get a shot and a beer, steak maybe, not more fuckin' pancakes, c'mon!"

In fact, the Coens had a literal UFO subplot in Man Who Wasn't There - which (SPOILER ALERT for a film from 2001) shows up in the end when Barber Billy Bob is about to be executed.

I’m haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me.

Unlike poor John Candy.

I saw Nebraska with Will Forte's mom.

"The Forest Of Hands And Teeth" would be a great name for a preschool.

I think he was pretty perfect in Chicago, basically cast as himself. He even sings a whole song about how nobody cares if you're talentless, as long as you're charming and attractive!